tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867656.post5328232954628462754..comments2023-05-22T08:46:48.228-07:00Comments on The Diary: Encounters With Celebrities/Macaulay CulkinRickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02763691180912044259noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24867656.post-36158134247377654042011-06-06T14:41:29.051-07:002011-06-06T14:41:29.051-07:00The Unexceptional diaries
A depiction of the life...The Unexceptional diaries<br /><br />A depiction of the life I live in Southern California and Other places (if you call it living)<br /><br />THE DOPPELGANGER IN MY GARAGE<br /><br />Was he alive? Was he from an alien culture? Or was he only a feverish fantasy? All I know is that when I went into the garage to deposit in the trash container a ridiculously enormous amount of plastic and paper packaging left over from a Trader Joe's Chicken Marsala meal, THERE HE WAS. <br /><br />Fast-moving as an iguana, shifty-eyed as a cornered bobcat, curly-headed as if straight from a salon and stoned as Cheech and Chong. But a Facebook celebrity all the same.<br /><br />The words "It's Wednesday" came from deep within his recumbent being. But it was Thursday on Planet Earth--so he was obviously a Time Traveler. I shrunk back, all atremble, having a brief but unforgettable glimpse of a parallel universe or at least a reality beyond my comprehension.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com