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Monday, June 12, 2006

When The Dust Settles

An anonymous commenter asked, " What would I do if the dog said 'yes' (woof)?". It depends on how you would have interpreted the bark. If you interpreted the bark as yes, roll around on the floor and kiss each other, I guess. The possibilities are endless. (Just use a condomn).

I realize how lucky I am. I've just read the front page of the USA Today newspaper (today's edition) and realize how lucky I am. The article on the front page reads that many college graduates are in debt $100,000. It going to take them 30 years to pay it back. I'm only in debt $6,000. Ha-Ha. Kudos to me. Someday, I will be rich. Why? My credit rating will higher than most people my age and I will be able to take out a loan at a much lower interest rate to start a business. I will start a business someday.

In the meantime, if you have a cat and it purrs...

So Dark The...Well You Know The Rest

So dark the Con of Man, very powerful words. I saw "The Da Vinci Code" this weekend, it was terrific. I loved every second of it. I also saw "The Omen". I had a pretty good weekend. I found a blanket by the couch where I'm still sleeping at night, I don't have to depend on my jacket for warmth. I didn't find the blanket until three o'clock this morning.

There was a helicopter circling right above me with a spotlight, they were looking for somebody. I then heard shouts and screams like: "Get your ass on the ground". At first I thought it was a public sex act of some kind, then I realized it was the cops. I went back to sleep afterwards but then, I woke back up because I was cold. It wasn't until the birds started chirping that I found the blanket behind the couch.

I got this lotion, it's really good. It's called Lubriderm. It's really good because it does not contain alcohol, which enhances fragrance and can dry your hair or skin. I use it to clean my face in the morning and dress my hair. My hair, I discovered, needs a lot of moisture. Otherwise, it will dry up and tangle up. The end result are dreadlocks. Dreadlocks are not attractive. I'm going to relax my hair when I get the money. It'll be part of my new look. First impressions are everything.

A friend of mine, Kevin Aviance, has been attacked and placed in a hospital. He is a gay entertainer who had a number one hit a few years back. His jaw is broken, so they had to wire it shut. He won't be able to sing for a couple of months. Yikes. It looks like New York will be dangerous again. I hope he will be okay. We used to hang out at parties.

"Crazy Thing To Do Today" thought: Propose to your dog.